Peak Season Insider Blog Ep. 110 FINALE

Sadly tonight our little Whistl-ville fairytale ends.

The broke gypsy nomad Steph Just limps around the kingdom depressed about the fact that she wrecked her own knee and her subsequent inability to participate in the jousting competition that is being held on the Whistl-ville Mountain.  After spending almost a full day having to listen to her gypsy sister complain and brag about her skills on her trusted Burton Custom steed as if she was doing a ventriloquist show, gypsy Janelle ushers Steph off to go take a few puffs of her magic pipe and mellow out.

After a harrowing realization that the evil King Scoot might still be seeing his long lost love, a Queen from a neighboring kingdom, the wicked step mother Lauren enlists the help of her friends: Steph “mirror” Weber, her Flotsom & Jetsom henchmen and her mom, the wicked ex Queen of Whistl-ville.  The evil King Scoot decides to crash the wicked step mother’s brunch with her mom and immediately proceeds to ruin the day for both of them and any chance of the wicked step mother moving into Whistl-ville castle with him.

Court Jester Matt is sad to finally be leaving the kingdom of Whistl-ville, after being banished by the wicked step mother and decides to have one more night of debauchery to go out with a bang, and to fall deeper into debt.

In a huge turn of events, and only after Princess Amanda and Prince Dré continually support one another at the giant outdoor festival and yet another Whistl-ville ball (where the Princess takes her frustrations out on Prince Dré by hitting a small child with an article of clothing), Princess Amanda claims that she doesn't want a relationship with anyone.  Prince Dré confronts her at a local tavern about this decision and not only gets a taste of his own medicine, but leaves with regret and a broken heart (so nicely symbolized via a montage of Dreda's most memorable moments).

As much as I wanted this fairytale to end on a happy note, this one ends only with broken hearts and knees, lots of credit card debt and high hopes that next season will bring something new and less depressing to these kids lives.  The moral of this story is very simple: don’t live in Whistler if you want to keep your relationship alive, stay sane or if you have a history of alcoholism in your family.  Until next season…

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Peak Season Insider Blog Ep.109

Not all fairy tales end with a happily ever after, and the same is true for real life, but I have a feeling that things are looking up for the kingdom of Whistl-ville...

Days after the poor handmaiden Elle has left Whistl-ville, her boyfriend Matt, the court jester is already using his bag of tricks to flirt with Steph "Mirror" Weber, who after her multiple conversations with the wicked step mother Lauren should probably know better.

Without taking any of the wicked step mother's advice, Step "Mirror" Weber plans a small dinner party with a gaggle of people from Whistl-ville.  Little did she know that this would result in Matt getting banished from the kingdom after making the mistake of talking about the evil King Scoot in front of the wicked step mother.

Steph Just, the traveling, broke, gypsy nomad of Whistl-ville asks various people from the kingdom for help in getting her some new equipment so that she can fulfill her dream of ...well, being a broke gypsy nomad. A local woman from the kingdom named Fabia grants gypsy Steph's every wish by supplying her with all the equipment and outerwear she will need. Gypsy Steph repays the favor by offering her a couple puffs from her "magic pipe" and then by ruining her chance at ever being able to get out of Whistl-ville by hurting herself.

After banishing the court jester from the land, Lauren takes the evil King Scoot to dinner where they discuss their plans to live together.  The wicked step mother is excited about the plan to move in together, where the evil King Scoot does not seem to share in her jubilee and shows this when they go out on the town a couple of days later.

Meanwhile at an undisclosed location in Whistl-ville, Princess Amanda finds herself in a position to further her career as a model, and in a surprising twist, with yet another charming suitor: Princess Karolina.

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Peak Season Insider Blog Ep. 108

Once upon a time in a far away land called Whistl-ville, there was a Princess named Amanda. She had a love for small dogs, snowboarding and was known for her crazy behavior after drinking the equivalent to her weight in vodka shots. It seemed that Princess Amanda had everything a girl could want: except her Prince Charming. Although she had not yet found him, there were many Princes’ who wanted to court the young Princess.

When Princess Amanda's wicked step mother Lauren heard that she had yet to make a choice between her three suitors, she confronted her in public. The wicked step mother was angry with the Princess for stringing along one of her friends, young Prince Denis.

After informing her wicked step mother Lauren that she was not interested in the young lip ringed Prince Denis, Princess Amanda continued on her way to get ready for the Whistl-ville ball (which is interestingly enough synonymous with "fashion show"). Prince Dre, her long time prince charming, promised to play her favorite song while she strutted down the cat walk, and even though this made her very happy, the young Princess couldn't stop thinking about Prince Colton, her metrosexual friend.

In another part of the kingdom and after a very rowdy night out, Princess Amanda's wicked step mother Lauren asks her magic mirror about the events that occurred the night before. The "mirror" does nothing to console the wicked step mother, but rather confirms her fears that she made absolutely no sense while arguing with the evil King Scoot.

Meanwhile at Sir Zog's Hot Dog Stand Elle, the poor handmaiden is upset that she has to leave the kingdom and as well, her boyfriend Matt. Matt, the foreign Court Jester of Whistl-ville seems at first to be equally as upset, but might have a trick or two up his sleeve…

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